November 2022 update:

Hello! Due to Crab Girl's disappearance, the paper has been inactivated by the school. Damn you Vice Dean Polinez! 

If you are a current Pace undergraduate student interested in reactivating the paper, please reach out to Pace's Center for Student Engagement. From there, they will take you into the back room and ask you to pull a stuck sword out of a rock. If you do so, you are the chosen one and you can reactivate the club.  

Until then, this website is a memorial to all the laughter and fun we had together from 2018 to 2021. Thank you for visiting our site and we hope you enjoy!